Ni hao nigga.









Uh, yeah.
- Andrew.
- I play running.
- In a relationship with food<3
- 15 years old.
- Filipino and chinese(:
- Hella yay areaaa.
- ThUg LyF3 D03
Come at me(;


ck-cc:

hip-hip-hippies:

i have a massive problem with this. 

Holy shit..

the-chronicole:

“When was the last time you did something for the first time?”

(via eeeeeka)


i cybered on omegle today
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
You: ya
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
Stranger: wait
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.


Do not flirt when you’re in a relationship.

helloimnicolo:

Just don’t. I mean if you’re in a relationship, it’s not cute or funny in any way for you to go off and flirt with someone else. You’re with someone who is possibly hurting or jealous, because you go off and do such things. Sometimes, this person you’re with will say it’s okay, but it’s because they put up with it, only because they adore you to pieces, they love/like you a lot.

(Source: boyslikegirlslikeboys, via linhwin)


I really fucking liked you.

(Source: lilyyvangg, via fagg0tporshiaa)



Why is it so fucking hard to get your attention?

(Source: hey-dominique, via ditzylizzie)



ditzylizzie:

b0p outfit :p LOL.